imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

(via cometoruin)


I literally don’t understand how people can be rude to cashiers at the drive-thru. Last month I had to wait a bit before a person could take my order and when they got on I said: “FINALLY” but it came out super rude and I immediately said: “Good god I’m sorry that came out really bitchy.” 

the person on the other end kind of laughed a bit like: “haha it’s okay pfft.” but like I still think back to it and I am just: “Oh gods that was so rude, I know she said ti was fine but??? eeehhhhhhhhhhh….”